walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
what a weird piano
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
katy perry her target audience
This is seriously my favorite thing
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world